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THIS ENTRY IS SO ‘06
By Defekto | January 4, 2007
New Year’s Eve is so over…we’re already four days into the new year and that’s four days closer to Armageddon. Apparently God spoke with Jesus Freak Pat Robertson again and told him that millions will die in America this year. He didn’t get really specific, but hinted that it might be nuclear. I’m not too worried because his predictions haven’t been much better than Ed Wood cronie, Criswell’s. Criswell is the same guy who predicted that by 1971 we would be able to perform our own facelift at home for only $5. He did get a couple of things right, like Kennedy’s assasination, so just in case Robertson did hear from God, I hope He told Pat that all those millions who may die will be in the mid-west. No offense, I just don’t know anyone there.
BEARDED LADY AT THE CARNIVAL-THEMED CLUB CHARLES
Liz Morave and Tommy Mullins were in town from Vegas over the New Year and she gave me a coin to hold in my hand at midnight that her dad gave her for luck. What she didn’t tell me was that she has bad luck with cars and has been in accidents and has had her car smashed-in all on New Year’s Eve… so why did we all pile into our car with Liz that night? We all survived, but the car is now in the shop because (I’ll blame it on the wet roads, not Liz) we skidded through a red light into a parked car. I should have had the blind guy we were with drive. Or maybe it was that cursed Rabbit’s Foot I wore…Thanks to Debbie Morrison for making me take it off, but not before my Polaroid camera died on me.
NIKKI ON HER TRAPEZE
ERIK AT THE CLUB CHARLES
All of Nikki’s trapeze lessons finally paid off at the Club Charles. She swung from her perch like a happy little parakeet…inspired to wow the crowd any time The Arcade Fire came on the jukebox…which was often.
I checked out the New Year’s Hoedown at the Ottobar, got an eyeful of The Giddy-Up Gals backstage. Yeeehaw…such nice girls! 
ONE OF THE GIDDY-UP GALS AT THE OTTOBAR
We heard that people were going to destroy the Talking Head since this was the last night it was open, so a bunch of us went down there, but we did not witness a bit of destruction. I do hope that the place does reopen at a new location, there will be a lot of people in need of Valium if we’re all left short one vibrant club.
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January 4th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
didnt Griswell also say that people only believed what he said because he wore a nice suit??
January 4th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
There was some destruction - The Men’s bathroom was beat up a bit, the wall shared by the space outside the men’s room and the stage, and of course, Erika’s dress
January 5th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Yeah, if I wasn’t so drunk I would have remembered my new years car curse and probably would have refrained from getting into the backseat of your wagon and letting you drive the 7 of us to the talking head! But at least no one was hurt, and it was slippery out. And I’m totally up for driving you around in the rental egg car some more while I am still here (the curse does not apply after the new year)!
Not nearly enough destruction at the TH- the pool table was a sad mess though. Rest in peace, Erika’s dress!
January 6th, 2007 at 3:34 am
The dress will be re-styled (maybe Nikki should be consulted) and resurrected have no fear! Erika is determined to keep that thing out of the garbage
January 6th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
King-Face, the men’s bathroom was ALWAYS fucked up, but I missed (or forgot) what happened to Erika’s dress..did she sit in something that was on the pool table?
Maybe the Lo-Fi Social Club will bridge the gap left by the Talking Head.
January 7th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
after the car crash adventure and then you telling me the polaroid was broken, it didn’t take me long to figure it out. that rabbits foot was not good luck… for you or the rabbit. it had to go! it is my opinion that amputation is not good luck for anyone.
January 7th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
ohh..and erika tore her dress when we were dancing on the foosball table. that happened a bit after that guy spilled the drink i just got you. both of which happened prior to the foots removal.