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SPACE JUNK
By Defekto | February 7, 2007
Remember when the cheesy breakfast drink Tang was popularized after NASA began serving it up to their astronauts on the Gemini flights of the mid-1960s? The unpopular wanna-be orange juice drink became cool and we all thought, “If it’s good enough for NASA, it’s good enough for me and my kids.”
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Now, thanks to the wacky exploits of Astronaut Lisa Nowak and her bizarre drive from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers so that she wouldn’t have to stop to use the bathroom, we can all look forward to the hot, wet trend of diaper-wearing adults. Apparently, astronauts really do wear diapers during launch and re-entry and Nowak incorporated this training into her bid to kill,kidnap and/or destroy a woman who she perceived as being in the way of a love affair with a fellow astronaut. Armed with diapers, wigs, trench coat, metal mallet, plastic tubing, BB Gun, garbage bags and other items which would appear that she intended to do more than ask her rival to lunch, Nowak set off on her 900-mile drive to eliminate her competition. Her planning which included use of cash only (no paper trail) seemed admirable, but why attempt to kidnap someone at an airport??? Her immediate bust and consequent charge of attempted murder is no surprise. Sigh.
BARBARELLA’S SPECIALTY WAS LOVE, NOT KIDNAPPING OR ATTEMPTED MURDER
Though hers is a fantastic headline grabber and probably a Movie of the Week within a month, Nowak, a respected, star-on-the-rise astronaut with one space mission under her belt should be noted for extending the American White Trash Lifestyle into space, further tarnishing the American image in the eyes of probably everyone else on this planet.
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February 7th, 2007 at 11:33 am
“armed with diapers, wigs, trench coat, metal mallet, plastic tubing, bb gun, garbage bags and other items which would appear that she intended to do more than ask her rival to lunch”. …however it does sound like an invitation to come over to jims! ha!
February 7th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Seriously… When they got to the part in the story about her wearing diapers so she wouldn’t have to stop and tinkle my opinion went from pity to admiration. As a twisted individual myself I HAVE to respect the kind of sick planning and forethought that went into this woman’s adventure. If you want to harm someone so bad that you’ll risk diaper rash you MUST be pretty angry.
February 8th, 2007 at 11:29 am
Debbie…haaa.. That is true! If you got pulled over on Sunday you might be currently charged w/ attempted murder. Close call!
K-F…my thoughts exactly.
February 18th, 2007 at 10:40 am
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