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Attacked By An Old Lady
By Defekto | August 4, 2007
Some lady who I honked at for driving too slow really gave me a good chewing-out in the produce section of Safeway today. Yelling. Screaming at me! “Don’t you try to run ME off the road!!”, “Go back to your own country!”–it was hilarious. The entire produce dept. watched in wonder and bewilderment. I finally snapped after she kept sticking her finger one inch from my face. “Get your fucking finger out of my face!” At this point in time (watch video) one of the men in the meat department came out and tried to defuse the situation and patted her on the back like you do to calm a crazy person. I walked away, laughing to myself…but two aisles away, as I was bending over to grab a bag of rice, she comes at me with her shopping cart and rammed me in the ass! I only wished she moved that fast when she was behind the wheel.
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August 6th, 2007 at 8:18 am
That is fucking hilarious. I’m always expecting that to happen to me in Safeway. I wish I’d been there picking up feminine hygiene products or something so I could have helped pelted her those and snausages from behind.
August 6th, 2007 at 8:21 am
Oops - I typo’d. The “helped” shouldn’t have been in there. Did security do anything?!?
August 6th, 2007 at 9:20 am
Security was there…but they kind of just watched, right along w/ four people from produced, a butcher and about 5 customers. It was a good show, they didn’t want to try and stop her!