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RIP SAGGY ASSES?
By Defekto | August 14, 2007
The Shreveport Times has announced that the town of Mansfield is starting to fine people for wearing saggy pants that hang down their asses to show (usually unispired plaid boxer shorts). This saddens me because I’ve always enjoyed watching these guys with their asses hanging out try to walk…or if they’re in the middle of the road when I’m driving by…try to run. That’s even more entertaining.
IT’S NOT OFTEN YOU GET A BIT OF CRACK…IT’S ALWAYS THE WHITE GUYS WHO LIKE TO SHOW THAT
The recent murder trial where I served on the jury had an interesting element. We were able to look at all the evidence including photos of the dead guy and as I sat there looking at the images of this young kid laying dead in the street I thought, “I wonder why his pants are down around his ankles.” Then it occurred to me that he was one of these guys that wears his pants around the bottom of his ass cheeks. So keep in mind that if you favor that style and you get shot, you can pretty much bet that your saggy ass pants will hit the ground faster than you.
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August 19th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
May I just say, it’s time someone “cracked down” (yeah, pun intended) on the ass pants. God, it’s annoying to see butt everywhere you go.
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