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RIP SAGGY ASSES?
Tuesday, August 14th, 2007The Shreveport Times has announced that the town of Mansfield is starting to fine people for wearing saggy pants that hang down their asses to show (usually unispired plaid boxer shorts). This saddens me because I’ve always enjoyed watching these guys with their asses hanging out try to walk…or if they’re in the middle of […]
Attacked By An Old Lady
Saturday, August 4th, 2007Some lady who I honked at for driving too slow really gave me a good chewing-out in the produce section of Safeway today. Yelling. Screaming at me! “Don’t you try to run ME off the road!!”, “Go back to your own country!”–it was hilarious. The entire produce dept. watched in wonder and bewilderment. I finally […]
I-Nerd
Thursday, July 12th, 2007I have a couple of friends who got a fucking I-Phone the first week that they came out. I’m not naming names, but they know who they are. One of them claimed to have had to sell his I-Pod and something else that I can’t remember in order to get this nerd equivalent to the […]
Flabba’s Not Dead…and…
Thursday, July 5th, 2007There still might be hope for FLABBA!
Baltimore Sun writer/man-about-town, Sam Sessa is a believer..and isn’t that the ma’fuckin’ slogan of Baltimore??? So why don’t more people BELIEVE??? Actually I’m very, very sick of those funereal bumber stickers…
Anyway, check the nice blog entry that Sam wrote about me and Flabba here.
Here’s a random photo that I […]
This Bitch-Face
Sunday, April 8th, 2007We live across the street from a “rehabilitation clinic”. That’s a nice way to say “where old people go to die”. Being across the street has it’s advantages. We have fewer neighbors to deal with, the place is nicely manicured and quiet. One of the disadvantages is that people are almost always trying […]
SPACE JUNK
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007Remember when the cheesy breakfast drink Tang was popularized after NASA began serving it up to their astronauts on the Gemini flights of the mid-1960s? The unpopular wanna-be orange juice drink became cool and we all thought, “If it’s good enough for NASA, it’s good enough for me and my kids.”
TOPPS TRADING CARDS
Now, thanks […]
MY KINDA PEOPLE
Saturday, January 13th, 2007I like the little people. They can do anything and I’ll be entertained…I’m not saying that in an exploitive way, I’m just uninterested by “normals” and the hum drum way they go about doing everyday things. At least I can thank God for the people who are able to drive, apply make-up and eat fried […]