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Grandmothers Worldwide Horrified by Shit-Eating
Sunday, March 16th, 2008By this point, nearly everyone on the planet with an internet connection has been visually assaulted by the “2 Girls 1 Cup” video. Personally, I couldn’t get through the first several seconds before I started gagging…I just didn’t want to see it. The great thing about 2G1C is the reaction videos that it spawned. They […]
Amy Winehouse Ravaged Almost Beyond Recognition
Sunday, March 16th, 2008Vintage Trash
Monday, August 27th, 2007A few years ago, when I was still living in New York, I went out on my lunch hour and came across a dumpster filled with film cans. This was an amazing goldmine of found film…all 70s porn! I jumped in the dumpster and the friend I was with left me there so he could […]
DOS TACOS and YOUR CHUPAP MAMAR
Saturday, August 18th, 2007RIP SAGGY ASSES?
Tuesday, August 14th, 2007The Shreveport Times has announced that the town of Mansfield is starting to fine people for wearing saggy pants that hang down their asses to show (usually unispired plaid boxer shorts). This saddens me because I’ve always enjoyed watching these guys with their asses hanging out try to walk…or if they’re in the middle of […]
SPACE JUNK
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007Remember when the cheesy breakfast drink Tang was popularized after NASA began serving it up to their astronauts on the Gemini flights of the mid-1960s? The unpopular wanna-be orange juice drink became cool and we all thought, “If it’s good enough for NASA, it’s good enough for me and my kids.”
TOPPS TRADING CARDS
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