GO-GO GIRLS EXTRAORDINAIRE

Since their first appearance at Sideshow! in August 2004, the Savaginas have only gotten hairier and less civilized than when they were first found holed up in a Harford County barn that had once been inhabited by the legendary Hon Monster.

THE HON MONSTER

It's still unclear what their relationship to the Hon Monster was, but fans still hope that the four-legged charmer will one day show up for one of their performances and to answer some questions that the Savaginas refuse to commet on.

Once presented with an outlet for uncontrollable go-go dancing, the Savaginas eagerly left their drafty crash pad and took up with Sideshow! Their wild gyrations have captured the hearts of countless fans and stupefied unknown numbers of innocent bystanders.

Today, the Savaginas proudly announce that there are no bikini bottoms made that can contain their abundant bushes and scoffed at a modeling contract for Nair in favor of getting liquored up and dancing til they drop

The Savaginas: Nick the Chick and Nicolette LeFaye

The Savaginas: Drink and Dance

The Savaginas: Shakin' out the tangles with their handler/Sideshow guru, Jim Lucio.