Join us on Cinco de Mayo for the condiment-loving pop-rock catastrophe, Miracle Whip singing songs of self-love in commemoration of Masturbation Month!

Also performing live is Baltimore weirdo wonder group Headwounds!

Join us the lovely Taco Belle and her Pinata Party!

DJ Matt ("non just britpop") Walter letting 'em rip downstairs! DJ Lo-Fi bastardizing the fine art of DJing Upstairs.

Celebrate Masturbation Month and Come Spank the Monkey, in the upstairs Primate Spanking Booth! Visual Aids and clean-up materials will be provided.

Thursday May 5th at the Talking Head in Baltimore.